How to install a Wireless security system

[Edward Lea.]

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."



You will not be bothered by burglars.

 

[TOMMY RICH]

That'll be about the time they steal your boots, your Guns and Ammo mag, the dog dish and leave a note that say's, "Pet the dogs for me Bubba"!:lol: