Home Security System

[JR F]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM



1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's

used size14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several

empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine

and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and

magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the

gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls --- they attacked the

mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to

tell from all the blood.



PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside!

 

[William H. (Bill) Barham]

I sure bet that would do it!



Uncle Billy

 

[Gilbert Scales2]

Jr, wouldn't work here. The crooks around here are 11 years old and up. Tuesday, a lady who lives a few miles from me came home, and found 2 robbers in her house. They put guns on her, and told her to give them her cash. They also told her if she called police they would come back and kill her. While robbing her they were wearing their school uniforms. She called the police, and told them what happened. They went to the school , and got pictures of who wasn't in class. She pointed them out, 11 and 13 years old. Now for the best part, one was arrested 3 previous times for robbery. The other was arrested 33 times for different reasons. Sorry Jr, crooks around here cannot read.



Bubby