Wolf, I just thought of a great story that Justin Wilson told one time.
He says that one time he and his buddy Pierre went up to Indiana to watch the "LUS Tigers" (his spelling) play 'dem Notre Dames. On the bus ride out to 'de stadiommm, Pierre asks if he has his tickets. Justin says,"Yeah, I got my two tickets right here in my pocket".
"Why you got TWO tickets? Have you got some lady friend you are goin' to meet?"
Justin replies,"No no, I got no lady friend. But when we get into 'dat stadiommm one of 'dem Notre Dames is going to say sumthin to me...and I'm going to need another ticket to get back in.
Harpo