help with homework

[BJ Laster]

This is your chance to go back to the eleventh grade!



I have an assignment in English. George Washington wrote his 110 rules of civility...rules like brush your teeth everyday and wear clean clothes and so on. well my english teacher put us with partners and we have to come up with our own 110 rules. Right now we have about 50 so we are off to a good start. Do ya'll have any suggestions possibly rules for like fishing or tournaments...have fun with it. we have. I will probably not use any of these in the assignment but I want to hear what yall would put down.

 

[Bill McElroy]

#1 Rule:......There are no rules!!

 

[BJ Laster]

And Mac gets a one legged A on his assignment!

 

[Bruce Freeman]

Always use your turn signals.

Put down the darn phone while driving.

If you don't like my driving stay off of the sidewalk.

always refer to rule #1

BF

 

[Larry Harp]

1. You don't always get what you pay for but you always pay for what you get.



2. The earliest loss is usually the least lost.



3. Always tell the truth; it will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest.-Mark Twain



4. Chocolate ice cream will cure most things.



5. They hate you if you're clever but they despise a fool.- John Lennon



6. A person is usually right to the degree that others are trying to prove him wrong.



7. Look both ways before driving through a green light.



8. Don't forget to collect $200 when you go around GO.



9. Remember-BE HERE NOW.



10. Be sure to say "I LOVE YOU" to the people in your life that you love.



11. Just because you believe it, that doesn't make it true.



12. Your best IS good enough.



Harpo

 

[gone bye bye]

Time spent fishing is not deducted from ones life.



Mini



PS Mac there are rules, just not for you.

 

[Bill McElroy]

LOL....I make and live by my own.....

 

[Donnie Matney]

Get your boat ready BEFORE you back it down the ramp.



And be quick about getting your boat trailerd

 

[Michael Snow]

1. Turn thy headlights off so others can see to back down the ramp.



2. Don't forget to put the plug in.



3. No matter how bad the guy next to you is at launching his boat, you ain't perfect either.



4. There is no bag limit on jet skis.

 

[Steve Rizza]

#51-Always buy the first round.(there's usually less people there)

#87-The only time you are allowed to pat another guy's butt is if you are both wearing football uniforms.(and it's actually a football game)

#92-never ask "does this make my butt look fat?"

#101-never say "that badge looks stupid!"



Just a few of the "Man" rules you will need to learn.

 

[Greg Meyer]

And, if you are married/in a committed relationship/dating... And, you want to live in peace... "She may not be right, but it is best to pretend she is..."

 

[Texas Transplant]

Say 'Thank You' often, and mean it.



Always check the drain plug before launching.



There is usually a line of vehicles waiting to launch/take out. Respect it.



Treble hooks will invariably get hung/hooked in the worst places on a boat.



Kill switches serve an important purpose. Use them religiously.



No one owns a 'spot', on the water. It's first come, first served (if you find it on your own).



If you are shown a 'spot' by a boater, don't show it to anyone else. Also, do not fish it if you are in competion with the person that identifed it originally.



Tex

 

[David Munaretto]

"Nothing says winner more than your attitude"

 

[Staci Matheis]

In order to learn and understand..... Listen!

 

[Donald Fruge]

Respect your elders



Say yes maam and yes sir...even if you think your old enough not to.



Accept the conciquences of your own actions.



Wolf

 

[Rich D]

If you are wrong or make a mistake, admit it.

If you break a rule, accept the consequences of your actions.

You can't respect others without first respecting yourself.

 

[Tim Jeffers]

Never try to teach a pig to sing....



it frustrates you and irritates the pig.

 

[J B]

"Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it!"