Groaner

[Mark Hofman]

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...



when behind him he hears:



Bump...



BUMP...



BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him



FASTER...



FASTER...



BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.



However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP..



clappity-BUMP...



on his heels, the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.



Bumping and clapping toward him.



The man screams and reaches for something, anything,

but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!



Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

AND





The coffin stops

 

[Bill McElroy]

:blink::blink: That scared the crap outa me!!

 

[Allen T.]

It's really just the jokes that keep me coming back.:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[TOMMY RICH]

Here's a good one liner.

A Seal walks into a club.......................................................

 

[Gene B]

Tee... that's wrong....VERY funny, but wrong.:lol::lol:



Gene

 

[Tom Jones]

Hey Tee,

Would that be a BABY SEAL?:huh:

 

[Kenneth Brown]

Did you hear about the two bald headed men who put their heads together and made an ass outta themselves...

KB

 

[mike mcmenamin]

You guys really need to get out more often.



mike

 

[William H. (Bill) Barham]

Mark, Nancy (my wife) said to tell you thanks a lot for making her spit her pizza out everywhere!:lol:



Uncle Billy