Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

[Jeffrey Durham]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon

noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that

took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife

1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all

other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,

Football5.0 ,Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run,

crashing the system whenever selected.



I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to

run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to

Girlfriend 7.0, but theuninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. ( KEEP READING)



REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:



This is a very common problem that men complain about.



Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that

it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an

OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to

Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the

program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed

to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under

"Warnings-Alimony- Child Support" I recommend that you keep

Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing

the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software

augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE

because ultimately you

will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will

return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high

maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as

Clean and Sweep

3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.



However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use

will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this

happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to

purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds

5.0 !



WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With

Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and

will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.



Best of luck,

Tech Support