Randy Walls
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One day during a sermon the pastor looked at a little girl and asked. "Is that your Easter Dress?" to which the girl replied loudly into his microphone, "Yes, and my mother says it's a b*tch to iron!"
One day a little girl walked into the bathroom while mom was getting ready for the day and said, "Mommy you are getting fat!" The mom replied, "Yes, dear. Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." Without missing a beat the little girl said, Mommy I wasn't talking about your tummy, I'm talking about your butt!"
Lastly, A little girl eating a snack cake was at the barber watching too closely as her brother was getting a hair cut. The barber wanting her to move back leaned down and said that she will get hair on her Twinkie. The reply, "Yep and I will grow boobs too!
Funny what kids will say!
Randy!
One day a little girl walked into the bathroom while mom was getting ready for the day and said, "Mommy you are getting fat!" The mom replied, "Yes, dear. Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." Without missing a beat the little girl said, Mommy I wasn't talking about your tummy, I'm talking about your butt!"
Lastly, A little girl eating a snack cake was at the barber watching too closely as her brother was getting a hair cut. The barber wanting her to move back leaned down and said that she will get hair on her Twinkie. The reply, "Yep and I will grow boobs too!
Funny what kids will say!
Randy!
