Funny

[Edward Lea.]

Hope this hasn't been out here. I also don't mean to tick anyone off but you gotta admit this is funny.



Wednesday schedule 2008 Democratic convention.



Schedule of Events



7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING



7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.



7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST



7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton



7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah



7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST



8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore



8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell



8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST



8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry



9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon



10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin



11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST



11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand



11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn



11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton



11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST



11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean



12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore



12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST



12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad



12:45 am NOMINATION OF Barack Hussein Obama- Nancy Pelosi



1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Obama



1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Hillary Clinton



1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

 

[Gilbert Scales2]

LMAO

Bubby

 

[William H. (Bill) Barham]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:



Uncle Billy

 

[Tim Koepp]

Dang I;m slow.. it took me two days to catch the last line! HA! now I git it. Chappa- who?