Funny

[JR F]

>A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to

>>> the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near

>>> death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"

>>>

>>> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8

>>> days to live."

>

> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital

>>> and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,

>>> liposuction, and a tummy tuck.

>>>

>>> After her last operation, she was released from the

>>> hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she

>>> was hit and killed by a car.

>

> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said

>>> I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the

>>> path of the car?"

>

> God replied, "Girl, I didn't even recognize you."



JR