A man walks up to a woman in his office each day,
> > > > > > > stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air
> > > > > > > and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of
> > > > > > > this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to the HR
> > > > > > > (Human
> > > > > > > Resources) Department. Without identifying the guy, she
tells
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a
> > > > > > > sexual harassment suit against him. The HR supervisor is
> > > > > > > puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually
> > > > > > > threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells
> > > > > > > nice?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
A man entered his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table. After
> > looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all
> > alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive
> > bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she accepted the bottle, she
> > would be his.
> >
> >
> > The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
> > gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
> >
> >
> >
> > She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
> > decided to send a reply note to the man.
> >
> > The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and
> > conveyed it to the gentleman.
> >
> > The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
> > your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
> >
> >
> >
> > After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.
> > He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return
> > this to the woman.
> >
> >
> > It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a
> > Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million
> > dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would
> > I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back,
