Bruce Moore
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Subject: U.S. Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama,
Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee, and
Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and given only the following
facts
about terrorists:
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like pick-up trucks, fishing, country music, or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt
6. Their favorite movie is " Brokeback Mountain "
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Who knows, this may actually work!
BruceM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama,
Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee, and
Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and given only the following
facts
about terrorists:
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like pick-up trucks, fishing, country music, or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt
6. Their favorite movie is " Brokeback Mountain "
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Who knows, this may actually work!
BruceM
