Friday Funnie

[Larry Harp]

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.



"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".



"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"



"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident

down at the Guinness brewery..."



"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."



"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.



Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"



"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."



"Oh my dear Jesus! But you ! must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"



"Well, Brenda...no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

 

[Lamar Gilbert]

Is this a day early or a week late??? "Friday funnie"??

 

[Bill Hamilton]

Ah, but for St. Paddy!

 

[Larry Harp]

:wacko: Riiiiiiight... Friday the day between Wednesday and Thursday. I guess I was confused because I took the afternoon off to watch my Sooners get their a$$'s handed to them by UW-Milwaukee. Just blame it on March Madness.



Harpo

 

[Bruce Freeman]

THE TALE OF THE BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER......





A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!



The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over.



As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

BF

 

[Greg J.]

LOL!