Larry Harp
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WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether
they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or
students... here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you can
take comfort from the
thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to
His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and
Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...
we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making
the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an
apple break and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment
was that Adam and Eve should have children of their
own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give
children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be
hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising
children, what makes you think it would be a piece of
cake for you?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the
next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your
own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat
their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is
to remind yourself that there are children more awful
than your own.
6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still
getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing
home.
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether
they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or
students... here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you can
take comfort from the
thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to
His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and
Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...
we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making
the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an
apple break and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment
was that Adam and Eve should have children of their
own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give
children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be
hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising
children, what makes you think it would be a piece of
cake for you?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the
next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your
own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat
their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is
to remind yourself that there are children more awful
than your own.
6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still
getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing
home.
