Two foreign nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat
and one says to the other,
"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America,
we must do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior
points to a hot dog vendor,
and they both walk toward the cart.
"Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and,
he wraps both hot dogs in foil
and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench
and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The Mother Superior is first to open hers.
She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment,
leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously,
"What part did you get?".....................
and one says to the other,
"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America,
we must do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior
points to a hot dog vendor,
and they both walk toward the cart.
"Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and,
he wraps both hot dogs in foil
and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench
and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The Mother Superior is first to open hers.
She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment,
leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously,
"What part did you get?".....................
