Dead Man Painting:)

[TOMMY RICH]

 

[fatrap]

I have too many guns in the house to do something like that.



fatrap

 

[Staci Matheis]

A-a-ar-r-r-g-g-g-gh-h-h-h!!!



I'm at work and this stupid Sapple system can't interpret .bmp images.



A-a-ar-r-r-g-g-g-gh-h-h-h!!!

 

[Donald Fruge]

It will never make it in the water.

 

[Ethan Book]

me! What sort of system are you running that won't see this. I'm running an iMac which some would say is imcompatiable (they are dead wrong) and I see it fine.

 

[Jeff Griffeth]

Speaking of.....



Got this from my wife today.....



The Miracle of Toilet Paper



Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"





He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may

even walk again.

 

[Staci Matheis]

Ethan -



I have no ide in the world and don't want to.....

This thing is about as old as they come.....

Please! Don't get me started.....

grumble. grumble. grumble.



me!

 

[TOMMY RICH]

Grumble all ya' want Pay Backs are HELL! ROFLMJNO

 

[Staci Matheis]

I'll be home tonight on a PC, TEE.....

I'll see it then!



(Yeah,,,,, I don't DARE grumble too much..... )

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

He needs a bigger boat cause he's gonna be living on it!!



TOXIC

 

[Texas Transplant]

Staci,



It is very likely, that your company 'blocks' .bmp's, for some reason. There are certain images and/or sites that our firm routinely blocks, regardless.



Tex

 

[TOMMY RICH]

Is this better Staci....

 

[Gerald Goff]

Like my online handle, the name of my boat is "Clueless III." My standard response to "Why is your boat named Clueless?" is that I named it after my loving wife. It really dates back to my original bass boat "Clueless" when I know very little about bass fishing. Now three bass boats later I still know very little about bass fishing so the name remains.

 

[Staci Matheis]

TT -



There are only 2 1/2 people here! Nuthin' gits blocked!! LOL!! You come to Shelbyville and I'll tell you the WHOLE story!! LOL!!







Love it, TEE! Love it!!

Thanks!

 

[Carlos Hathcock III]

Good one, but NO WAY would I get away with that one