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eric nichols

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Looking for a post-trip checklist for routine use. Any idea where to find one?



Thanks,

Eric
 
Looks like I may have sparked something, lets see where it goes....:unsure:
 
Feeley Neeley is such a slacker.....I'll post it for him:lol::lol:



1 AAA battery

A bike inner tube

A spare change of underwear

6 postage stamps

A paper clip

2 turtle-doves

A hockey puck---regulation

3 jack-nuts

A copy of War and Peace

Wax Paper

Grass seed

Gynecologist's phone number

Spare blades for the mower

Silly Putty

4 boiled eggs

300 feet of parachute cord

Dr. Scholl's foot powder

100 lbs. of Ice....(buy it before you leave, you'll have cold water when you get there)

A wishbone from last Thanksgiving's turkey

Nair Hair remover

A vanilla scented candle

Baby-Wipes

Preparation-H...economy size

4 eyes-of-newt

Dried gizzard of lizard

9 chicken beaks

Parrafin Wax

VCR

Cordless Phone

Strawberry Jam

Tweezers

Paragoric

Castor Oil

2 mouse traps

cheese for the mouse traps

crackers for any leftover cheese that the mice don't eat

3 cats to chase the mice that the mouse traps don't get

cat food for the cats

soy sauce to cook the cats in if you don't catch fish to eat

nose hair clippers

Flow-Bee hair cutting kit

Picture of MAC to put by my bed at night

Picture of MINI to take in the shower with me

Soap for the shower

Loofah pad for the shower

Body gel....for the shower

Handcuffs

Key for the Handcuffs

SPARE key for the Handcuffs

Hack saw for the Handcuffs...if I lose the spare key

Feather Boa...1 each, pink, pastel blue, and magenta

Sewing needles

Owner's Manual for a '74 Harley

Eyebrow Shaver in case Rob show's up!!!

Bullhorn

Chopsticks....(for the cat marinated in soy sauce)



and.................TOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!



 
Oh and don't forget...



Toenail clippers

Ball Point Pen

Pencil

Pencil Sharpener

Pocket knife if the pencil sharpener breaks

Eraser

Sisdewalk chalk (to leave a message for Neeley at the ramp)

Fingernail polish to go with the feather boa and your eye color

Model Airplane Glue

A "Baggie" (for the glue stupid!...keep it from drying out...whadya think it was for..."sniff")

Two slices of whole wheat for the left over marinated cat to make sandwiches

Mayo/Miracle Whip (your preference)

A big "Baggie" for the morels (whadya mean, "what morels?")

A space blanklet

A jar of Tang

A map of downtown Cheyenne, Wyoming

A bus schedule for St. Paul, Minnesota

A "Helicopter Lure"

A "Banjo Minnow"

A "Clapper" to use at the motel

A shoelace (extra long)

A bobby pin

A clothespin

A can of sterno

Two Swizzle sticks (for entertaining)

Two Trojans (for being entertained)

A Weedeater, ten gallons of salad oil, a saddle, a plastic drop cloth and a CD of Barry White Hits of the sixties (if you are really being entertained)

An 8 track of Bing Crosby singing White Christmas

A VHS copy of a wonderful life

A roll of quarters

A guitar pick

A Trenching tool

A poncho liner

A poncho

4 tent pegs

A bottle of Evian

A Boy Scout Handbook

Toxic's cell number



 
OK, I deserved that:D Being a union shop steward at the plant where I work, this will make for a good list of demands when we start contract negotiations in October.



Eric
 
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