BJ,
Here is a joke along the same lines.
Pete shows up to work Monday morning with a black eye. His buddy asks him what happened. Pete says he was at church and when the woman in front of him stood up to sing, he noticed her dress tucked into her underwear. Trying to be the doer of good deeds, he reached up and untucked it and she turned around and slugged him. The following Monday, Pete shows up with two black eyes. His buddy asks what happened this time and Pete says, Well, I was at church again and the same woman was sitting in front of me. This time when she stood to sing, her dress was perfect. I figured she liked it the other way, so I started to tuck the dress back in.
Rich D