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Mark Hofman

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This is a request for the Rally participants.



For the benefit of those who couldn't make the Rally, could y'all please post your funniest or best memory of the event? Everyone keeps talking about how much fun it was, and I've seen the pictures of the BBQ (nice, by the way), but some of us are just sittin' on th' edge of our seats waiting for MORE!



(BTW, On Saturday, I'll be headed down to Table Rock/Taneycomo for a week of fun and fishin' and boatin' with my wife and my mom 'n dad. This will be the first time my folks will have experienced my boat, so it should be fun. My dad's boat is a 12-foot aluminum utility boat with a 6 horse Evinrude. It's gonna be a blast havin' him in a boat with a wee bit larger outboard! Can't wait!)



MO
 
I just got my film back tonite!!...the pix's are GREAT!!!

Some of you guys will love the ones i got of you at the friday morning "floatilla" when were all gathered around waiting to go to VT to get licenses....I've got some SWEEEET pix's of Marke's boat,...and most of the other's out there. I'll send them to Jackie at Tracker for our PR purposes and I'll send a set to whoever wants to volunteer to sit and scan a ton of'em!! LOL

Looks like we had a helluva good time!!...ahahaha

Mac
 
Mac,



Didn't you use the new fangled "digital film"?



Bob G.
 
Nope,.....as much as I'd like a digital camera,.....I still like the old photo albums and 4x6 glossy's!! Wait'll Marke and Eric see the pix's of their boats,..when they were floating' friday morning,...A-OK!!!

Got a good one of Rob holding a nice smallie by one of the bridges too.......very cool!

Mac

 
Ok...I won't tell about the culling story, but let's just say I am now taking registrations for the "Ken Neeley School of Counting and Culling"!!!



Mac has a good pic of me, I caught a 5inch bass on a 4inch tube.



I was also the first to break the toilet at the Stonehelm!!!
 
Yeah, and then he let me walk right in there without any warning! LOL Don't know what they feed those boys in MI, but the fumes take tiles off a bathroom wall just fine! LOL
 
It was all the Canadian junk food we ate on the way there!!!!!
 
OK, but other than all of you, I AIN'T tellin nobody! LOL
 
OK Mo, Here's the highlights I will remember...



Thursday night:

Checking in at the Stonehelm...always memorable...LOL

Finally met Mac, Ken and Rick at Robs house. We had introductions and few a laughs but it was obvious that Mac and Ken were exhausted from a long day on the road. They left shortly after I got there and went back to the hotel.



Got back to Stonehelm. Boats and guys kept rolling in. Met Eric, Bill and Eric's 901.



Friday Morning:

Rob comes knocking around 6am.. Do you think he had coffee and donuts?? Nooooo! Some host...LOL



We get to the ramp and now there is about 6 or 8 boats. Mine, Mac's, Buzz's, Eric's, Tom's, Magna's & I appologize because I know I'm forgetting someone. I have to say how impressed I was watching everyone launch. I am so used to waiting in line behind weekend warriors that take FOREVER to get a boat on a trailor. I was impressed with the way we could launch like 2 boats per minute or faster..



Well we were all floating around letting engines warm up, we got our bows pointing North and we all punched it.. I sware we looked like a group of F-16's flying together in formation as we blasted across the lake. TOGETHER in one big pack of Nitro's and Trackers... We were all looking around at eachother with huge smiles and giving eachother the old thumbs up.. We were crusing at 40mph for a while then everyone had enough playing with me.. I was running WOT then the rest of them stepped on it and pulled away like I was standing still....LOL That was definately one of my favorite parts of the weekend..



Friday after noon we are all standing around the ramp telling lies about the fish we caught that day. Ken comes up to me and says "Marke, Mac's waiting for you" My chin just dropped..I turned around there was this Perty blue sparkly boat sitting there waiting for me. I can't remember the last time I ran so fast. I hopped into the passenger seat and Mac said "Oh no, your sitting over there" as he points to the drivers seat. I felt like kid driving a car for the time. Huge smile, hands shaking, blood pumping and all adrenaline...Then I stepped on the throttle and away we went. Once the nose came down I worked the trim and we were flying.. I've never done 65mph in a boat before but it was AWESOME!!!



Saturday morning was hell on the water. Mike and I decided on Friday night to split up and leave the TV-18 at the hotel. Since there was room we decided Mike and I could learn more from fishing with different partners. Thank god we made that decision because I would have been scared to death driving out there. I hope I never experience water that rough again. As you know, Rob and I won.



After weigh in, as if driving Mac's boat wasn't awesome enough, I got to drive Bassn'fools Avalanche. One word.....SSSWWWEEEETTTT!!!!!!!!!! Different weight distribution which gives an unbelievable hole shot. The bow hardly comes up at all allowing the driver to see the whole time. I can't say enough good things about that boat.



Saturday night at the turtle was a blast. I finally got to talk to everyone. There were some great raffle prizes handed out. (which I was not elidgeable for cuz I won the tourney)



Back at the stonehelm it was Corona's and Brodeurs until about mid-night at pierres boat.



Sunday morning: we launch, we take off, I look around and there is one Nitro behind me. I'm thinking "Why haven't they passed me yet"? So I keep going, I get to my spot, start fishing and then comes Pierre right behind me.....LOL

Let me tell you, it feels pretty good when a Pro follows you to your spot the day after you win a tourney..



After an awesome day on the lake it was a long ride home..and the Rally was over.



Sorry the post was so long, but you asked for it. I even generously left out some stuff. The whole weekend was a story in itself. You ask why no one is posting? I
 
OK one more just to bust Ken's chops a bit. Not only can he blow up a bathroom and can't count fish, He also brought a case of Corona's and NO LIMES!!!



Ken: "Marke, you have limes..right?"

Me:....LOL "Yes Ken, I have 3 of them." (I actually had 4 but he through 1 back) :O)



Marke
 
Thanks! Now that's the kind of stuff I wanted to hear!!!
 
Marke,



Excellent post! You forgot the part where everybody was trading tips and tricks and secretly checking out the Fishing Hot Spots map!!



Friday BBQ: Marke and Mike were elected to get the grill and buy meat for the BBQ. I had just met Marke that day. I hand him $20 and he says "Am I supposed to get food for everybody?". I said that I didn't care, as long as "we" had something to eat. As it turns out, there was plenty of food for everyone. Rob was the grillmaster and kept the grill going until all meat and meat-by products were grilled!! Friday night was a good chance to meet everybody and to get the weekend rolling! Hope to be able to do it next year.



Bob G.
 
Alright Marke, they had no limes at the Mobile station, in fact, when I asked for them all I got was some strange looks!!!
 
yeah I know....and we found some largeheads in Kerry Bay...it was too rough by the limestone.

If I knew how to count, we would have weighed around 13lbs.
 
Don't forget the "livewell Check" saturday morning too!! Rob looks in my livewell and starts hollerin',.."Hey,..MAC's DQ'D!!!,...He's got a toad in his livewell!!"...then he reaches in and pulls out the little live toad he found by our motel door and put in the livewell!! LOL....it was a great practical joke and much deserved,..we really busted Rob's cahonies a couple of times over the weekend......i gota say,..the man can take a joke! Poor guy,....we made prank phone calls,..took his car keys,...teased him relentlessly,...and he never got upset,..PLUS,..he delivered a thermos of hot coffee to our motel room twice!! YOU are the man Rob,...a good sport,..a great friend, and the consumate host....that was a weekend I'll never forget!! (I am trying to forget about the bathroom incident though,....Neeley can flat out ruin some good air!) Is it time to leave for the next one yet??..ahahaha

Mac
 
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