Yeah, no kidding. Do you remember that commercial with "Refridgerator Perry"?
One time I was traveling through a small town that had a resturant that was famous for chicken fried steak, so I pulled in. I ordered the works; chicken fried steak, mashed potatos & gravy, and fried okra. The waitress was a shopworn old gal who looked like she was on her 23rd hour without a smoke break, asked me what kind of salad dressing I wanted. I asked her if they had any "low fat dressing". She looked at me like I was from Mars and said,"Are you kidding? You want all that food and you're going to worry about LOW FAT SALAD DRESSING?!!!"
"Never mind", I said.
Harpo