Mark Hofman
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A TIRED SOLDIER
The train going across Europe was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only available seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady but was being occupied by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a crude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, ma'am. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you crude, you are also rude and arrogant. Imagine! Hmmmphh!!!"
The soldier didn't say anything else. He just leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train's window and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up: "You know, sir, you Americans DO seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your automobiles on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b**ch off the train!
The train going across Europe was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only available seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady but was being occupied by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a crude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, ma'am. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you crude, you are also rude and arrogant. Imagine! Hmmmphh!!!"
The soldier didn't say anything else. He just leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train's window and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up: "You know, sir, you Americans DO seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your automobiles on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b**ch off the train!
