2008 Democratic Convention schedule

[Rick Knapich]

2008 Democratic Convention schedule



Just Released- Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:



7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M . Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

 

[Greg Meyer]

"Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home"



That's funny...



And some of the rest is pretty good, regardless of your politics....

 

[Steve Rizza]

I'm not sure whether to laugh at how funny it is ,,or be scared at how true it is. :blink:

 

[JR F]

and I am a Democrat...I like Teddy

 

[JIM SHINN]

If you see any truth in this joke you must be a liberal! I'm not saying I agree with George Bush 100%, but he's better than the loser he replaced.

 

[Bill McElroy]

That is funny!!!:lol:

 

[fatrap]

In the eyes of the American People ALL Politicans are considered crooked until proven innocent.

P.S. I wouldn't want a ride home with Ted "lush" Kennedy for any reason.:angry:



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