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JACKIE MAJOR

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She spent the first day packing her belongings into

boxes, crates and suitcases.



On the second day, she had the movers come and

collect her things.



On the third day, she sat down for the last time at

their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put

on some soft background music, and feasted on a

pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of

Chardonnay.



When she had finished, she went into each and every

room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells,

dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.



When the husband returned with his new girlfriend,

all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the

house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning

and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were

checked for dead rodents, and carpets were

steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.



Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters,

during which they had to move out for a few days, and

in the end they even paid to replace the expensive

wool carpeting.



Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit...

Repairmen refused to work in the house...The maid quit...



Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and

decided to move.



A month later, even though they had cut their price

in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky

house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local

realtors refused to return their calls.



Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money

from the bank to purchase a new place.



The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things

were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.

She listened politely, and said that she missed her old

home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her

divorce settlement in exchange for getting the

house back...



Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell

was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of

what the house had been worth...But only if she were

to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and

within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.



A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood

smirking as they watched the moving company pack

everything to take to their new home...



...including the curtain rods.

 
That's good.....I got one, my X actually put a Cabbage Patch doll in the divorce decree. I agreed because she was crazy enough to ask for child support on it if I didn't!!LOL!!



TOXIC
 
ok, I get it, but still I don't...



What could she have done to the curtain rods?
 
OK, I had to go back and read it again. I missed that she put the shrimp and caviar inside the curtain rods. I guess this is a test to see how closely you read.



Harpo
 
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