One night Jim dreams he and his fishing buddy Tom get into an awful wreck.
As a result they both pass away instantly. Jim wakes up in heaven only to find he
is chained to the ugliest, fattest woman ever created. Jim looks to God and says,
"God..... why am I chained to this..... this..... woman?"
God replies, "You must pay for your sins. Therefore you will be chained to this woman for eternity."
With a sad voice Jim replies, "I understand, but where is my buddy Tom..... did he make it in?"
God replies, "Yes, he is standing behind you."
Jim turns around slowly and discovers Tom, chained to Carrie Underwood.
Even more confused and slightly furious, Jim turns to God and says,
"God, how can this be? I have lived a way better life than Tom. I went to church every Sunday, while he sat on the couch eating cheetos.... THIS AINT RIGHT.... THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!!"
God turns to Jim and says, "Son, she must pay for her sins too."
As a result they both pass away instantly. Jim wakes up in heaven only to find he
is chained to the ugliest, fattest woman ever created. Jim looks to God and says,
"God..... why am I chained to this..... this..... woman?"
God replies, "You must pay for your sins. Therefore you will be chained to this woman for eternity."
With a sad voice Jim replies, "I understand, but where is my buddy Tom..... did he make it in?"
God replies, "Yes, he is standing behind you."
Jim turns around slowly and discovers Tom, chained to Carrie Underwood.
Even more confused and slightly furious, Jim turns to God and says,
"God, how can this be? I have lived a way better life than Tom. I went to church every Sunday, while he sat on the couch eating cheetos.... THIS AINT RIGHT.... THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!!"
God turns to Jim and says, "Son, she must pay for her sins too."
