Steve Rizza
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Dear Diary
AUG 12 - MOVED TO A NEW HOME IN PENNSYLVANIA. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL HERE. THE HILLS ARE SO MAJESTIC, CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE THEM WITH SNOW COVERING THEM, I LOVE IT HERE.
OCT 14 - PENNSYLVANIA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON EARTH, THE LEAVES ARE TURNED ALL THE COLORS AND SHADES OF RED AND ORANGE. WENT FOR A RIDE THROUGH THE BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS AND SAW SOME DEER, THEY ARE SO GRACEFUL, CERTAINLY THEY ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL ANIMALS ON EARTH, THIS MUST BE PARADISE. LOVE IT HERE.
NOV 11 - DEER SEASON WILL START SOON. I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE WANTING TO KILL SUCH A GORGEOUS CREATURE. HOPE IT WILL SNOW SOON. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC 2 - IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT. WOKE UP TO FIND EVERYTHING BLANKETED WITH WHITE. IT LOOKS LIKE A POSTCARD. WE WENT OUTSIDE AND CLEANED THE SNOW OFF OF THE STEPS AND SHOVELED OFF THE DRIVEWAY. WE HAD A SNOWBALL FIGHT (I WON) AND WHEN THE PLOW CAME BY, WE HAD TO SHOVEL THE DRIVEWAY AGAIN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, I LOVE PENNSYLVANIA.
DEC 12 - MORE SNOW LAST NIGHT. I LOVE IT, THE SNOW PLOW DID HIS TRICK AGAIN TO THE DRIVEWAY. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC 19 - MORE SNOW LAST NIGHT. COULDN'T GET OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY TO GET TO WORK. I AM EXHAUSTED FROM SHOVELING. F@$&$G SNOW-PLOW.
DEC 22 - MORE OF THE WHITE S%@T FELL LAST NIGHT. I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY HANDS FROM SHOVELING. I THINK THE SNOW-PLOW HIDES AROUND THE CURVE AND WAITS UNTIL I'M DONE SHOVELING THE DRIVEWAY, A%#HOLE.
DEC 25 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, MORE FRIGGEN SNOW. IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON THE SON-OF-A-B%$@H WHO DRIVES THAT SNOW-PLOW, I SWEAR I'LL KILL THAT
B$%@RD. DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T JUST USE MORE SALT ON THE ROAD TO MELT THE F%#@%G ICE.
DEC 27 - MORE WHITE S%*T LAST NIGHT. BEEN INSIDE FOR THREE DAYS EXCEPT FOR SHOVELING OUT THE DRIVEWAY AFTER THAT SNOW-PLOW GOES THROUGH EVERY TIME, CAN'T GO ANYWHERE, CAR'S STUCK IN A MOUNTAIN OF WHITE S*@T! THE WEATHERMAN SAYS TO EXPECT ANOTHER 10" OF THE S*#T AGAIN TONIGHT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SHOVELS FULL OF SNOW 10" IS?
DEC 28 - THE WEATHERMAN WAS WRONG. WE GOT 54" OF THAT WHITE S&#T THIS TIME. AT THIS RATE IT WON'T MELT BEFORE NEXT SUMMER. THE SNOW-PLOW GOT STUCK UP THE ROAD AND THAT B&%##$RD CAME TO THE DOOR AND ASKED TO BORROW MY SHOVEL. AFTER I TOLD HIM I HAD BROKEN SIX SHOVELS ALREADY SHOVELING THE WHITE S*$T HE PUSHED INTO MY DRIVEWAY, I BROKE MY LAST ONE OVER HIS F^&#$NG HEAD.
JAN 4 - FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE HOUSE TODAY, WENT TO THE STORE TO GET FOOD, ON THE WAY BACK A DEER RAN IN FRONT OF THE CAR AND I HIT IT. DID ABOUT $5,000 DAMAGE TO THE CAR. THOSE F*%$@#NG BEASTS SHOULD BE KILLED. WISH THE HUNTERS HAD KILLED THEM ALL LAST NOVEMBER.
MAY 5 - TOOK THE CAR TO THE GARAGE IN TOWN, WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE THING IS RUSTING OUT FROM THAT F*$%#NG SALT THEY PUT ALL OVER THE ROAD.
MAY 10 - MOVED TO GEORGIA, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER LIVE IN THAT GOD-FORSAKEN STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA.
Steve
AUG 12 - MOVED TO A NEW HOME IN PENNSYLVANIA. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL HERE. THE HILLS ARE SO MAJESTIC, CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE THEM WITH SNOW COVERING THEM, I LOVE IT HERE.
OCT 14 - PENNSYLVANIA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON EARTH, THE LEAVES ARE TURNED ALL THE COLORS AND SHADES OF RED AND ORANGE. WENT FOR A RIDE THROUGH THE BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS AND SAW SOME DEER, THEY ARE SO GRACEFUL, CERTAINLY THEY ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL ANIMALS ON EARTH, THIS MUST BE PARADISE. LOVE IT HERE.
NOV 11 - DEER SEASON WILL START SOON. I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE WANTING TO KILL SUCH A GORGEOUS CREATURE. HOPE IT WILL SNOW SOON. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC 2 - IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT. WOKE UP TO FIND EVERYTHING BLANKETED WITH WHITE. IT LOOKS LIKE A POSTCARD. WE WENT OUTSIDE AND CLEANED THE SNOW OFF OF THE STEPS AND SHOVELED OFF THE DRIVEWAY. WE HAD A SNOWBALL FIGHT (I WON) AND WHEN THE PLOW CAME BY, WE HAD TO SHOVEL THE DRIVEWAY AGAIN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, I LOVE PENNSYLVANIA.
DEC 12 - MORE SNOW LAST NIGHT. I LOVE IT, THE SNOW PLOW DID HIS TRICK AGAIN TO THE DRIVEWAY. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC 19 - MORE SNOW LAST NIGHT. COULDN'T GET OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY TO GET TO WORK. I AM EXHAUSTED FROM SHOVELING. F@$&$G SNOW-PLOW.
DEC 22 - MORE OF THE WHITE S%@T FELL LAST NIGHT. I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY HANDS FROM SHOVELING. I THINK THE SNOW-PLOW HIDES AROUND THE CURVE AND WAITS UNTIL I'M DONE SHOVELING THE DRIVEWAY, A%#HOLE.
DEC 25 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, MORE FRIGGEN SNOW. IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON THE SON-OF-A-B%$@H WHO DRIVES THAT SNOW-PLOW, I SWEAR I'LL KILL THAT
B$%@RD. DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T JUST USE MORE SALT ON THE ROAD TO MELT THE F%#@%G ICE.
DEC 27 - MORE WHITE S%*T LAST NIGHT. BEEN INSIDE FOR THREE DAYS EXCEPT FOR SHOVELING OUT THE DRIVEWAY AFTER THAT SNOW-PLOW GOES THROUGH EVERY TIME, CAN'T GO ANYWHERE, CAR'S STUCK IN A MOUNTAIN OF WHITE S*@T! THE WEATHERMAN SAYS TO EXPECT ANOTHER 10" OF THE S*#T AGAIN TONIGHT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SHOVELS FULL OF SNOW 10" IS?
DEC 28 - THE WEATHERMAN WAS WRONG. WE GOT 54" OF THAT WHITE S&#T THIS TIME. AT THIS RATE IT WON'T MELT BEFORE NEXT SUMMER. THE SNOW-PLOW GOT STUCK UP THE ROAD AND THAT B&%##$RD CAME TO THE DOOR AND ASKED TO BORROW MY SHOVEL. AFTER I TOLD HIM I HAD BROKEN SIX SHOVELS ALREADY SHOVELING THE WHITE S*$T HE PUSHED INTO MY DRIVEWAY, I BROKE MY LAST ONE OVER HIS F^&#$NG HEAD.
JAN 4 - FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE HOUSE TODAY, WENT TO THE STORE TO GET FOOD, ON THE WAY BACK A DEER RAN IN FRONT OF THE CAR AND I HIT IT. DID ABOUT $5,000 DAMAGE TO THE CAR. THOSE F*%$@#NG BEASTS SHOULD BE KILLED. WISH THE HUNTERS HAD KILLED THEM ALL LAST NOVEMBER.
MAY 5 - TOOK THE CAR TO THE GARAGE IN TOWN, WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE THING IS RUSTING OUT FROM THAT F*$%#NG SALT THEY PUT ALL OVER THE ROAD.
MAY 10 - MOVED TO GEORGIA, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER LIVE IN THAT GOD-FORSAKEN STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA.
Steve
