The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall. The owner asks the clerk: "What's with that guy over
there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave
him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat
a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him; he's
afraid to cough
