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AirForce

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The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.


I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, I'll just soldier on!"Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to
get her off the Ferris wheel.

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay??!!"



A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."


A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their doctor.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
 

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