'60s are revising their hits with new lyrics

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Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate baby boomers.

They include:



1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snor e.

16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.

 
LOL!!!



JDJ - Been out of pocket for a few weeks, how are you doing?? Family copeing OK? Anything us cyber friends can do to help??



 
We're doing ok Trep. We just got back from Fla. Saturday. I had a business conference in Deerfield and I dropped my wife at her office in Homestead for the week. We got to see one grandaughter and the boy down there.

The conference was great and the partying after was better, I filled up on sea food since it had been so long since I had any The trip was long because I had to stop and pee every 30 minutes wih the meds I'm taking and my back would only let me go about two hours at a time without stretching. I'm used to making that 1100 mile trip sraight through but things change when you et old and sick. :D

Tomorrow if the dope maker approved me and I finish the rest of the physical ok I will start the new study treatments, if not I will start some sort of treatment. The cancer is very active now and we need to slow it down or stop it pretty quick.

Glad your trip went well ans you made it back safe.

 
JDJ, great to see ya back! Good luck and God bless you with your new treatment.



Jeff
 

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